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>> Web Finds for 11.21.08
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QVC is hiring and who wouldn't want that dream job? Here's a helpful rundown of The Do's and Don'ts of Selling Things On QVC (with video evidence of course).
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Though extremely funny, I must apologize for that last link. Here...go cleanse your palate with a heaping helping of Sammi.
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The inbred family that videotapes each other on the toilet together, stays together.
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If there's one thing Back To The Future II taught us, it's that hoverboards are cool. If there were two things, it would be that time-travel isn't really all that great. For instance, here's why you can't go back in time and kill Hitler.
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The fattest bastard in the entire world has gotten laid. So, um, what's your excuse?
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Despite the extensive research and testing that went into it, the human basketball goal catapult turned out to be a complete failure.
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How in the world could someone improve on the Turducken (a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken)? Wrap that motherfucker in bacon, that's how.
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On one hand, yes, it feels good to be a gangsta and own your chick when she takes too long to get ready. On the other hand, however, now it's just going to take her even longer.
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Seven Retarded Food Myths the Internet Thinks Are True
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Afternoon Nakedness: Apparently 3:40 p.m. is naked time at Veronica's house. (NSFW)
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The Top Ten (Well, Twenty Really) Hottest Twins
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When you catch your woman cheating with another man there are quite a few ways to react, but nothing beats using that man's boat as a wrecking ball to destroy his trailer.
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If Quentin Tarantino had directed "Chocolate Rain" you probably wouldn't be able to take too much of the rambling dialogue in Tay Zonday's voice, but at least it would have been bloodier.
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The 10 Hottest Olivia Munn Moments From Attack of the Show
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Morning Nakedness: Carli and Celeste have a wonderfully unique take on the idea of the buddy system at the community pool. (NSFW)
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65 Fake Twitter Profiles With Hilarious Tweets
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Thank you Wikipedia for warning us of the dangers of going "ass-to-mouth", but I get the impression that whoever wrote the article did so merely to use that ridiculous, yet somehow arousing, illustration.
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Spank Bank: Diana Kaufmann
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Could you just imagine the things Bruce Lee would have been able to accomplish and the awesome ways that his talent could have been exploited by Hollywood had his life not been cut short? Wait, you don't have to imagine it...
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Oh Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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TAGS USED IN TODAYS LINKS: LISTS, QVC, LIVE TELEVISION, BLOOPERS, BABES, SAMMI, VIDEOS, FAT ASS, GROSS, TOILET, HITLER, MOVIES, COMICS, TIME TRAVEL, FAT, SEX, MARRAIGE, OWNED, HURT, FAIL, CATAPULT, FOOD, TURKEY, TURDUCKEN, BACON, TURBACONDUCKEN, THANKSGIVING, PRANK, MYTHS, AFTERNOON NAKEDNESS, TOPLESS, NSFW, VERONICA, TWINS, CHEATER, BOAT, CRANE, QUENTIN TARANTINO, TAY ZONDAY, CHOCOLATE RAIN, OLIVIA MUNN, ATTACK OF THE SHOW, G4, MORNING NAKEDNESS, CARLI BANKS, CELESTE STAR, LESBIANS, TWITTER, CELEBRITIES, WIKIPEDIA, ILLUSTRATION, ASS TO MOUTH, ANAL ORAL, SPANK BANK, DIANA KAUFMANN, COMMERCIAL, NOKIA, NUNCHUCK, PING PONG, WEBSITES, OH SHIT, SEARCH, >> Web Finds for 11.20.08
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Midnight Madness: Your favorite mind-altering substance isn't required to enjoy the trailer for Coraline, but it certainly couldn't hurt.
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Late Night Nakedness: I don't know where Zoe Britton is working out, but the people at my gym get pissed if you leave a little sweat on machine, much less a snail trail. (NSFW)
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Earlier this week we heard the sad tale of the man who committed suicide by jumping into the white tiger cage at the zoo. Well, here it is now with 100% more video footage. It's not as gory as one might think.
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While most of the world thought the trailer for the new Star Trek looked pretty cool, Classic Captain Kirk didn't seem very pleased with the new direction.
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Something tells me they won't be having sex with her on top during the honeymoon.
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