Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes pick up old man

Yes, it's true! Tom Cruise and his tall lovely wife Katie Holmes picked up an old man off the street. But no, it's not Eyes Wide Shut Part Two, the ageing man in question was simply a pensioner paparazzo who just couldn't take the pace. The red-headed goon, resplendent in a mucky brown jacket and beige pants (I bet they're dirty now), took a tumble as he tried Pro-Pap Manoeuvre no.5- the oh so tricky shoot and walk backwards at the same time. That's just taking on too much. The dadarazzo should learn from Tom- we don't see him patting his head whilst rubbing his stomach in public now, do we?
And so kindly Tom helped the mystery man to his feet and then gave him a concerned look that wouldn't have been out of place in one of Tom's more sensitive films; let's say, Legend. Katie offered no help whatsoever, giggling like a girl, and Mr "I'm so old all my pictures are in black and white" just looked a little bashful.
What an end to an action-packed day. Earlier, according to Gossip Girls, Katie had taken Suri, Isabella and Connor out to their favourite dive, Alice's Tea Cup, while "Tom attended to business matters in the city."
From helping the old folk to solving the Credit Crunch- no wonder Tom, seen here in the same old scruffy jumper he had on over a week ago, has no time to go pullover shopping.
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