It is wise to invest in a high tech security system that will protect your home and your family but here are some easy funny and rather crazy ways to make your home safer.

12 funniest ways of staying protected without a burglar alarm

Cheap burglar alarm no 1:
• Buy two snake cages and one snake , put them in a visible place like in front of a window , put the snake in one cage and close the lid, leave the other cage empty and with the lid off. Few burglars will risk finding out where the other snake is.
Cheap burglar alarm no 2:
• Look poor, they are obviously looking for valuable goods so looking like you don’t own any will definitely help keeping crooks away.
Cheap burglar alarm no 3 :
• Police often sells old cars, buy yourself one and keep it in front of your house with the siren on , take sleeping pills and go to sleep.
Cheap burglar alarm no 4:
• Put huge signs saying THIS HOME IS PROTECTED BY LASERS ,cheap pointers can be installed around your house and turned on with timers.
Cheap burglar alarm no 5:
• Get yourself a big bad dog or even better 2 , train them to attack anyone besides you, this might cause you some law suites but will keep burglars away.
Cheap burglar alarm no 6:
• Set up non-lethal traps around the house , look at the “Home alone” series to get inspiration.
Cheap burglar alarm no 7:
• Record a tape of a : barking dog , a tiger, a lion rawr etc and play it when you go out.
Cheap burglar alarm no 8:
• Why not go totally crazy and populate your front yard with the above named animals in living flesh that is guaranteed to keep anyone away from your home including yourself.
Cheap burglar alarm no 9:
• Make your house look like the home of a maniac serial killer. Props such as bones blood spilled all over the walls, realistic skulls and woman hair will be useful for this one.
Cheap burglar alarm no 10:
• Curse your possessions: get a witch to come to your home and put a curse on your most valuable possessions also attach a note to let eventual crooks know those objects are cursed.
Cheap burglar alarm no 11:
• Go live with your parents , one of them will always be home especially when you want to bring a date home for some steamy love. You won’t have to bother about privacy ever again: you just wont have any.
Cheap burglar alarm no 12:
• Spread the rumor that you’re building home made bombs and let the neighbors hear and explosion once a while, crooks probably won’t risk stepping on god knows what you’ve created .

If you don’t have the time or the guts to apply any of these methods just steal some security company signs from a home that has them and use them on the doors and windows of your home this should make crooks at least hesitate before entering and if they enter they’ll spend a lot of time looking for the security system that of course does not exist.

If all fails either buy a proper security alarm system or move to a trailer park… nobody robes those.

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