Geek Mouth: How To Unwrap a New Moleskine

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1. Unwrap the plastic 2. Pull the paper sleeve from the cover 3. Tuck the post card and stamps in the accordion pocket. 4. Kiss the history of Moleskine pamphlet, and reflect how fortunate you are to be using a notebook favored by Hemmingway and Van Gogh 5. Open the notebook, and turn to the middle, or thereabouts 6. Bury your nose between the pages, rooting as closely as possible to the spine. 7. Breath deeply 8. Repeat Step 7 until filled with a sense of well being